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1, Goofy highlights list: a few days ago to install the desk of the master door. Out drill, ready to work. Then come up with two identical black device, a receiving drill, and another inserted in the socket. Then you can start the drill. My colleague exclaimed: "FML! Wireless power! Too high up!" The teacher gave me a colleague, said: "This ...... is two batteries."
2, two students studying electrical engineering at the University of Cambridge, one from Egypt, one from India.
Egyptian students Indian students, said: "You know, recently unearthed in the Nile river, a bundle of telephone lines, which proves the Egyptians would have invented the phone."
Indian students fight back immediately: "preceding days of constant river also carried out in the excavation."
Egyptian students hurriedly asked: "Found what "
Indian student said: "Nothing." Egyptian students just glowing terms, Indian students went on to say: "This fully proves that the Indians had already invented the radio."
(Transferhttp://photo.jxyf.gov.cn/article.asp?ID=43456)
3 U.S. wireless phone and newspaper reporting the news in intense competition.
A newspaper news reporter angry and said: "In any case, the wireless phone is no substitute for the newspaper, the first point is that wireless phones can pack stuff it "
(Transfer @ Chinese humor king http://www.haha365.com/zz_joke/66620.htm)
